The Huffington Post had an article about how McCain erupted with rage, shouting ”Don’t you know who I am?” during a game of craps because a middle-aged woman touched him.

Apparently, McCain does not mess around when it comes to gambling. How would he react during a crisis, with a hot-headed, narcissistic dictator? Would he launch the nukes while shouting, “Don’t you know who I am”?

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