This is Why I’m Fat

Or apparently, Dr. Suzy thinks I’m fat (maybe I am, maybe I’m not, I won’t be telling you, that’s for sure) so she keeps sending me these annoying emails titled ‘Why You Are Fat?’

Marketing – hello? Do marketers usually think they should insult potential clients up front? Are you kidding me? Of course, it gets better. I finally read one of these emails (I get at least 2 a day) and it’s for colon cleansers. I kid you not.

So apparently, not only does Dr. Suzy think I’m fat, she also thinks I’m full of shit.

Gee – I feel SOOOOO ready to go out and buy her products now.

(Side note – I’ve used colon cleansers before and know a good one if you too are full of shit and would like a good cleaning out.)

I NEVER respond to email marketing unless it’s a company I already do business with, which means Safeway and a few online bookstores.  And, I certainly won’t respond to one who insults me upfront.

But – hey – if you are fat, I know a good doc who insists it’s all that impacted fecal matter thats doing it and not that third donut you just stuffed in your face.