Monthly Archives: August 2008

Naked Pee Time

August 8th, 2008 | Posted in Parenting

So, my 3 year old has been potty trained for a month now. Which is great. What isn’t that cool is he insists on doing it totally naked. I’ve tried reasoning with him, explaining to him how it goes much faster without taking all your clothes off, yada, yada – but, ah! The irrationability of [...]

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5 Surefire Strategies for Packing on the Pounds and Keeping It On

August 7th, 2008 | Posted in Stuff

Tip #1
Surround yourself with images of anorexic celebrities, many of which are airbrushed and photo-finished to remove what little defects they have left on their emaciated bodies. Spend at least 15 minutes daily staring into the mirror and obsess over why you don’t look photoshopped in real life. After working yourself into a depressed and catatonic state, [...]

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Exhausted and Ready for Normalcy

August 5th, 2008 | Posted in Family Life

I’ve been off for a while - unfortunately, it’s one of those times when life comes rushing on you and you sort of deal with everything in a haze.
My step-brother died at the age of 25 from alcohol poisoning. Senseless. Tragic. And now, we are a family left to mourn. My heart goes to my [...]

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